what will you come back as...?

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VTRgirl
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Post by VTRgirl »

Hmmm... a rhino :roll:
If you ate yourself would you become twice as big or simply disappear?
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Pete.L
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Post by Pete.L »

A Gorilla :?:

Is that good or bad :?

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Post by iggy1966 »

Elephant!!!!!!!

8O 8O 8O
"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."
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Rincewind
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Post by Rincewind »

Alligator ????!!!!???? 8O
Never argue with an idiot, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.
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Max
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Post by Max »

A Cat ??
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SILVER ZIPPER
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Post by SILVER ZIPPER »

GRRRRRRRRRR grizly bear :lol: :lol:
I HATE IT WHEN I HAVE TO PUT IT AWAY........
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RAINMAKER
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Post by RAINMAKER »

bloody sodding cat.................must be hard, must be hard, must be hard, must be hard.................pussy :oops:
it may be clever, but its not big.
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Post by sparrowlegs »

Peacock !!!!!
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Post by logan7 »

A fox... what are they trying to say :twisted:
The force is strong in this one
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gcs
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Post by gcs »

A Rhino :!: :!: What realy sucks is 27 % will come back as a higher form of life 8O 8O

ps can a rhino ride a VTR, will i have to strengthen the seat :?: :?:
Craig from the land of the long white cloud. Teal VTR 2001.
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delta1
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Post by delta1 »

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dunno if thats good or bad but i kinda like it lol 8)
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sirch345
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Post by sirch345 »

A Gorilla :!: :lol:
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curly
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Post by curly »

A Rhino!
I must be thick skinned!!
Could be worse, at least I'll have the horn all the time!! :P
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tony.wilde1
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Post by tony.wilde1 »

im a gorilla too!! 8O
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Post by sirch345 »

VTR1000KAZ wrote:gawd,.... I'm surrounded by apes !!!!!! 8O :lol:
You can't blame Tony and me for that,
you posted the link :!: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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