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VTRgirl
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by VTRgirl »
Hmmm... a rhino

If you ate yourself would you become twice as big or simply disappear?
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Pete.L
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by Pete.L »
A Gorilla
Is that good or bad
Pete.l
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iggy1966
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by iggy1966 »
"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."
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Rincewind
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by Rincewind »
Alligator ????!!!!????

Never argue with an idiot, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.
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Max
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by Max »
A Cat ??
Max

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SILVER ZIPPER
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by SILVER ZIPPER »
GRRRRRRRRRR grizly bear

I HATE IT WHEN I HAVE TO PUT IT AWAY........
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RAINMAKER
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by RAINMAKER »
bloody sodding cat.................must be hard, must be hard, must be hard, must be hard.................pussy

it may be clever, but its not big.
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logan7
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by logan7 »
A fox... what are they trying to say

The force is strong in this one
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gcs
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by gcs »
Craig from the land of the long white cloud. Teal VTR 2001.
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delta1
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by delta1 »
dunno if thats good or bad but i kinda like it lol

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sirch345
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by sirch345 »
A Gorilla

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curly
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by curly »
A Rhino!
I must be thick skinned!!
Could be worse, at least I'll have the horn all the time!!

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sirch345
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by sirch345 »