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delta1
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by delta1 »
dunno if thats good or bad but i kinda like it lol

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sirch345
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by sirch345 »
A Gorilla

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curly
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by curly »
A Rhino!
I must be thick skinned!!
Could be worse, at least I'll have the horn all the time!!

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sirch345
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by sirch345 »
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Pete.L
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by Pete.L »
VTR1000KAZ wrote:gawd,.... I'm surrounded by apes !!!!!!

It must be that two wheeled bananna you ride
Cause we sure aint the king of the swingers
Pete.l
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sirch345
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eddvtr1000
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by eddvtr1000 »
same as you delta.
4 cyl = 2ltr , 2 cyl = 1ltr it's all relative.
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FalomVtr
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by FalomVtr »
An elephant. Might have to beef up the suspension on the next VTR....
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yellafella
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by yellafella »
A bloody parrot !!!! Thought that would have been either Kaz or Twinnie !!!!

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VTRgirl
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by VTRgirl »
Ahem!
If you ate yourself would you become twice as big or simply disappear?
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Sharpe1
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by Sharpe1 »
A Zebra!! What the??
Larry.
'99 YELLOW
A man goes to the Zoo, but when he arrives there's only a dog.
It was a Shitzu!