Dear Deidre......

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Dear Deidre......

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Dear Deidre,

I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what could be a crucial decision.
I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.

The usual signs... phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, ”just some friends from work, you don't know them.”

I always stay awake to look out foe her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive.
Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of a car round the corner.
Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi?.

I once picked her mobile phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed
that I should never touch her phone again, and why was I checking up on her.

Anyway, I never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.

I decided I was going to park my Honda Firestorm next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home.

It was at that moment, crouching behind my bike that I noticed that the camcovers on the engine seemed to be leaking oil.

Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?

Thanks.
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
To stupid to live to young to die.
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Somebody's been reading this months Superbike magazine .....
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I think that sums it up nicely :wink:
:lol: :lol: :lol:

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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An old one but a classic :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."
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