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VTRgirl
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by VTRgirl » Fri Jan 20, 2006 12:20 pm
I can't believe I just scrolled through every single one of those
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How low have I sunk?
(Don't answer that...)
If you ate yourself would you become twice as big or simply disappear?
Pete.L
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by Pete.L » Fri Jan 20, 2006 12:40 pm
sirch345
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by sirch345 » Fri Jan 20, 2006 6:56 pm
Pete.L
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by Pete.L » Fri Jan 20, 2006 8:10 pm
VTRgirl
Posts: 2281 Joined: Mon May 16, 2005 3:22 pm
Location: Sunny Queensland, Great Southern Land
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by VTRgirl » Sat Jan 21, 2006 5:26 am
If you ate yourself would you become twice as big or simply disappear?
Pete.L
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by Pete.L » Sat Jan 21, 2006 3:50 pm
Oh Stop it.
First we where shown a pic of you with all that long, lusterous dark hair. Then we find out you've got great year round sunshine.
If I found out you've got great T!ts as well I'd be really jellous.
I don't want to know anymore I'm not listening (Fingers in ears La la la la la)
Pete.l
sirch345
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by sirch345 » Sun Jan 22, 2006 11:27 am
Pete.L wrote: Oh Stop it.
First we where shown a pic of you with all that long, lusterous dark hair. Then we find out you've got great year round sunshine.
If I found out you've got great T!ts as well I'd be really jellous.
I don't want to know anymore I'm not listening (Fingers in ears La la la la la)
Pete.l
Pete I'm getting a bit worried about you mate
Chris.
Pete.L
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by Pete.L » Sun Jan 22, 2006 4:48 pm
Walked into the bathroom this morning and saw a reflection of myself.
Scared myself stupid
your not the only one thats worried Chris
Pete.l
sirch345
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by sirch345 » Sun Jan 22, 2006 7:39 pm
Pete.L wrote: Walked into the bathroom this morning and saw a reflection of myself.
Scared myself stupid
your not the only one thats worried Chris
Pete.l
You were alright, well near enough, until you changed bikes
Chris.
SILVER ZIPPER
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by SILVER ZIPPER » Sun Jan 22, 2006 8:05 pm
Sounds like your looking for a breast reduction Pete
Do you think we could get a discount if we went together
I HATE IT WHEN I HAVE TO PUT IT AWAY........
Pete.L
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by Pete.L » Wed Jan 25, 2006 1:33 pm